The End of the MacGyver Knife?

I don't have a Swiss Army knife anymore. Nope. It's in a giant pile of its brethen somewhere in the depths of O'hare Airport. I never got a new one. Evidently, this is a huge phenomenon because the companies behind the knives have cut back production to focus on non-knife tools.

The article.

Just a thought, but don't you think if MacGyver was on today, he'd be a hacker instead of a superspy?